Asian Language Writing Systems
- This is Korean: 안녕하세요
- This is Chinese: 你好
- This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
- This is Japanese: こんにちは
- This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
- And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
- Japanese is a whore of a language.
- And this is Vietnamese: Xin chào
- Vietnamese is an outsider.
- Introducing Tagalog: Magandang gabi, po.
- Vietnamese is not alone.
- Dutch: Hallo, Mijn naam is ...
- Dutch is now Asian too.
- Hebrew = No
- Hebrew is now a sad puppy
- English: Hello, everyone.
- English is an international language. English demands special membership.
- Hebrew punches English in the face because English is a fucking bitch
- Dutch denies them both, discussion closed.
- Italian: Ciao, il mio nome è...
- Italian wins. Because bitches love Italian.
- Netherlands owns the international court of law. I decide and it's the end. Italian not allowed.
- Italian: ...
- Italian feels really bad for this. It will go on complaining. And it won't cook for you people anymore.
- English pats Italian in the back and invites Italian to the 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner.
- Italian smiles to English, and offer to cook just for it. And everyone in the "Dutch is a jerk ass" corner.
- The 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner proceeds to have an awesome party. And Dutch isn't invited.
- Hebrew joins the party and hopes English isn't mad at it
- English got a restraining order against Hebrew for that punch.
- Hebrew excuses that it was just being emotional and English was nearby
- English thinks Hebrew needs therapy.
- Hebrew says that it's perfectly normal for a language that was dead for two milleniums
- Meanwhile Portuguese is like: AHUAHUAHIAHUEHIUEHUEHIUEHUEHIEHEUHI
- Spanish quietly writes everything down while wispering: this will be the best soapopera ever
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